Why Do Western Men Have So Much Facial Hair?
November 27, 2019 by admin
WHY DO WESTERN MEN HAVE SO MUCH FACIAL HAIR
Oh, my Holy Spirit! Why do many Western men have such facial hair patterns and possibilities? Even when their tops grow bald, their cheeks and chins remain bushy, unless they shave daily. They range in hair color between black, brown, blonde, red, grey and white; and there are only a few hirsute styles to choose from. Consequently, men on this planet become anonymous unless their whole face is on display. I dislike all beards and mustaches; so, added to the common look of the average male, is the scruffy hair, itself, circling the mouth. Yuck!
Evolution should have backed off on the weather-protection angle, by this time. If it ever applied! Then why didn’t biology supply women with an equal defense? First, may I inquire whether Earth is the only planet sporting this unfortunate masking device on 50% of the population?
“Oh, My Linda Layli, no, it is not! Many, many, many space populations do these radical things to their inhabitants. It just so happens that you have touched upon something mighty sensitive to Me and I have never particularly thought about this. You see, We don’t understand the facial hair distinction, either. But, We know that many of those men sent to Earth are of the hairy variety. Eighty percent of them are hairy.”
Do these come from any particular planet or galaxy?
“Yes, I think so. I Am from the Orion Galaxy.” says The Holy Spirit.
“And, I Am from Pleiades!” says The Great Creative Force of your New Level.”
(This is the first I’d heard of Such Great Beings being “from” anywhere).
Let me guess: Pleiadians (my home galaxy, as I´m told that I’m originally from Venus in the Pliedes Constellation. So, I am originally Venusion.) keep their faces free of hair! Am I right?
“Yes, you are! How did you know this?”
“Because I’m attracted to that sort and not the other. I’m simply gravitating towards my kind of man! Just a guess, but a logical one. Okay, Why? Getting back to the roots of a fashion decision here. Why?
I can understand that the brain needs the protection and warmth of a cap of hair and both men and women get this. But cheeks and upper lip, chin and neck? Men only? Not logical, unless these men still have some animal traits, or identities. Or are the leftover traces of cave dweller hunters and gatherers. And their face was their unprotected skin, so they needed a hairy covering. What is Your guess or research results?
“I don’t want to research this! It’s neither here nor there!”
Well, what function does facial hair serve, except for disguise in modern conditions? Or, might it serve as a Red Flag to those in the know? Like an identity badge?
“My God! Maybe it does!”
Some cultures, like Native Americans and Asians, don’t have whiskers and it’s only the extent of the white blood injected into those nationalities that puts it there. These Whites were the planetary invaders, who took over Planet Earth, as a dominant species from the brown-skinned Earth races; and they may have appeared frightening to the natives. Any comments?
“Yes, I think this is the truth and nothing but the truth, so help Me, God! Wonderful detective work, Linda Layli!”
Maybe all this thinking was spurred by my good friend, George Burdeau’s true story, which he told me while driving to his home in Eldorado, a few miles from Santa F, New Mexico. Clean-shaven George comes from the Blackfeet Indian Tribe in Montana, although, he also represents white European lineage. The history of the land that his home is on goes back thousands of years, long before the early explorers.
Santa Fe, New Mexico, is the original settlement in America; but goes much farther back to the time of the Spanish Conquistadors, the conquerors of this unexplored, unclaimed virgin territory. Eldorado was already there, populated only by Indians. When Spaniards arrived, they were seeking gold and the Indians used that as a lure to lead them to their own self-destruction. Knowing that these Spaniards sought traces of jewelry, or decoration made of gold, they tempted them with a whole goblet made of the precious metal; much more than the invaders had expected. Cheerfully, the Indians told of how to locate the tribes that the goblet had come from; knowing that the Spaniards probably wouldn’t survive. Indeed, very few of the Spanish troops returned, as they were absolutely torn apart by the fierceness of those far-off warriors.
Well, consider this: those Spaniards were blackly-bearded! Maybe now, embedded deeply in the history of Earth, those beards are the giveaway badge of all hordes or invaders descending upon the land?
That’s the “clear-as-the-nose-on-your-face” mark of the White-Bread invaders? Maybe today’s facial hair is the confession of guilt in the takeover of this planet? To me, personally, it has a negative vibration or connotation!
Hooo-boy! I’d better not blog this, or put it in my book; as I’d offend so many men….and their wives! I think I’ll just continue to indulge in my harmless, but protective, distaste towards facial hair wearers! And I’m White-Bread, myself!
Oh, what the heck? Here goes!